What is Butt Dust? :)

Just passing along a pretty funny e-mail I received. From the mouths of babes…LOL. 😀 Enjoy!

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What Is Butt Dust???

What, you ask, is ‘Butt dust’?  Read on and you’ll discover the joy in it!  These have to be original and genuine.  No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.  After a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two?  Is one for hot and one for cold milk?

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.  Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more.  Melanie said, ‘If you don’t remember you must look in the back of your panties.  Mine say five to six.’ 

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. ‘I love you so much that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.’

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: ‘How does it know it’s me?’

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.  ‘Please don’t give me this juice again,’ she said, ‘It makes my teeth cough.’

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: ‘How much do I cost?’

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant.  Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: ‘Why is he whispering in her mouth?’

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried when his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, ‘I don’t know what’ll happen with this bed when I get married.  How will my wife fit in it?’

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story.  His dad read : ‘The man named  Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.’  Concerned, James asked: ‘What happened to the flea?’

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew.  Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, ‘Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?’

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget…this particular Sunday sermon…’Dear Lord,’ the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face.  ‘Without you, we are but dust…’  He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, ‘Mom, what is butt dust?’

Make sure you pass this one on and spread the smiles….

What Is Butt Dust???
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About dragonkatet

Regarding the blog name, Dragon’s Dreams ~ The name comes from my love-affairs with both Dragons and Dreams (capital Ds). It’s another extension of who I am, a facet for expression; a place and way to reach other like-minded, creative individuals. I post poetry and images that fascinate or move me, because that’s my favorite way to view the world. I post about things important to me and the world in which we live, try to champion extra important political, societal and environmental issues, etc. Sometimes I wax philosophical, because it’s also a place where I always seem to learn about myself, too, by interacting with some of the brightest minds, souls and hearts out there. It’s all about ‘connection(s)’ and I don’t mean “net-working” with people for personal gain, but rather, the expansion of the 4 L’s: Light, Love, Laughter, Learning.
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12 Responses to What is Butt Dust? :)

  1. siggiofmaine says:

    Wonderful, wonderful…joyous.
    Thank you,
    Siggi in Downeast Maine

  2. magical,

    How are you today?

    Happy end of November!

    Appreciated your support to our poetry picnic,

    Hope to see you share today,

    A random poem or old poem will do the wonders too.

    Your talent rocks.

    Hope to see you in.

    xoxox

  3. Jo Bryant says:

    Oh Corine – thank you, thank you, thank you for these…

  4. eebrinker says:

    “how does it know it’s me?” that one gave me a chuckle! 🙂 i remember when bill cosby had that show, “children say the darndest things” — or was something like that

  5. Bodhirose says:

    So charming–can’t help but smile. Some of these I have been sent through email–well worth reading again! Thanks for sharing, Corina. xo

  6. dragonkatet says:

    Thanks, Gayle, I’m glad you liked it. 🙂 Will be by your place soon to catch up. *hugs*

  7. Oh, these little creatures, they so remind me of my nephew and his great sayings 🙂 Thanks for the morning smiles Corina! I loved the one with the age on the panties 🙂

    • dragonkatet says:

      Blaga! It’s so great to see you! 🙂 Thanks for coming by and I’m really glad you liked it. I’ve been a bit behind on my reading lately, but plan to try and catch up this weekend. 🙂

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