((Not my best work, but written in a small fit of rage, and I’m certain there are many others out there who can relate!))
Oh, Internet Explorer,
How I hate thee!
Let me count the ways:
Unless I want the Apple,
I must a Window-ed prisoner be,
And in doing so,
(How well you know),
No choice, an unwilling slave to thee.
How I dread your ‘force-fed’ updates,
Which can royally screw up my box!
As your incompatibility demonstrates;
I curse you, “Begone! Thou PC Pox!”
Alas, there is no other “cure”,
But to download your clunky, junky “fixes”.
You torture me, force me to endure
Your bloated, cumbersome, annoying mixes
Of mismatched, piss-poor patched,
Malignant, intrusive, glitch-ridden code!
Would that the “fix” for you, Devil Browser,
Could be this poorly-written ode.
Your blue “halo-ed” symbol
Is an “e” for EVIL.
Malicious, grinning, sadistic letter,
You surely enrage intelligent people.
I detest the sight of the letters “IE”!
Can’t stand the site they stand for, see?!
I resent the persistent need for the “e”.
Let me use the Fox or Chrome,
And leave me be!
Dastardly, insidious, browser from Hell!
How I wish I didn’t need
Your unwelcome, forced sell.
~ C.L.R. ~ © 2012